Satirikum: Dear SiA, your ovens suck

I love SiA as much as one can love any Landlord. They generally give good service, but I still have to pay for not freezing to death, which seems like something we should not have to do…  But this article is not about housing rights, but about their god-damned ovens!  Because I have beef (heh) with their ovens. Yes, they generally get the job done, and it IS nice that…